Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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