There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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