He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Randomize
