The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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