Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?