Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
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I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.