I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash