so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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