what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
40s are totally the cure
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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