Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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