Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
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