Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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