I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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