look no pants
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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