Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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