I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
i need to put some appletini on your dick
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