she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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