This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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