First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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