If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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