Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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