ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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