Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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