we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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