Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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