I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
