Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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