I hope mine doesn't look like that
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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