is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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