do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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