If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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