idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
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SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
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I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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