New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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