She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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