so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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