I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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