Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it hurts more in the daytime
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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