This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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