You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
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My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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