Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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