i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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