I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
What a dumb baby whore.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
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He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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