Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
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