Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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