Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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