life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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