He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
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Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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