Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
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Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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