Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
someone owes me an orgasm
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
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