Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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