Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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