you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
