The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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