It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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