out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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